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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

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RESEARCH SUBJECT #42320EARLY RESEARCH

Beverages

A Cold Bottle of Water

Potable liquid, chilled. No further treatment.

RESEARCH NOTES

Water, bottled and refrigerated. The Institute records that it outperforms every engineered beverage in this catalog at the single moment it is most wanted, and at no other.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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