Goon Markets

• Places
  10.0
• Crime
  7.5
• Dating & Relationships
  7.0
• Beverages
  6.3
• Animals
  6.0
• Money
  6.0
• Characters
  6.0
• People
  5.5
• Games
  5.4
• Nostalgia
  5.3
• Food & Beverage
  5.3
• Events
  5.2
• Fast Food
  5.1
• Television
  5.1
• Animation
  4.9
• Sounds
  4.8
• Household
  4.6
• Film
  4.5
• Nightlife & Vice
  4.4
• Memes
  4.3
• Objects & Artifacts
  4.0
• Technology
  3.9
• Politics & Religion
  3.9
• Vehicles
  3.7
• Toys
  3.4
• Anime
  3.0
• Infrastructure
  3.0
• Internet Culture
  3.0

Places

mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects

Crime

mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects

Dating & Relationships

mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects

Beverages

mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects

Animals

mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects

Money

mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects

Characters

mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects

People

mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects

Games

mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects

Nostalgia

mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects

Food & Beverage

mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects

Events

mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects

Fast Food

mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects

Television

mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects

Animation

mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects

Sounds

mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects

Household

mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects

Film

mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects

Nightlife & Vice

mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects

Memes

mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects

Objects & Artifacts

mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects

Technology

mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects

Politics & Religion

mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects

Vehicles

mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects

Toys

mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects

Anime

mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects

Infrastructure

mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects

Internet Culture

mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects

LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100 · 4 SUBJECTS AT MAXIMUM DISPERSION, WHICH A HANDFUL OF SPLIT VOTES IS ENOUGH TO REACH

Not Paying Your Taxes

mean 10.0 of 10, controversy 0.0 of 100, from 3 assessments

Overthrowing the Government

mean 9.6 of 10, controversy 17.9 of 100, from 5 assessments

Harambe (deceased 2016)

mean 9.5 of 10, controversy 20.0 of 100, from 4 assessments

Quitting Your Job

mean 9.3 of 10, controversy 23.1 of 100, from 3 assessments

Frosted Wildlicious Wild Berry Pop-Tarts

mean 9.0 of 10, controversy 23.1 of 100, from 4 assessments

A Juicy Peach

mean 9.0 of 10, controversy 34.6 of 100, from 3 assessments

Dippin' Dots

mean 9.0 of 10, controversy 34.6 of 100, from 3 assessments

A Quiet Day to Yourself

mean 8.8 of 10, controversy 39.7 of 100, from 9 assessments

Coach Purses

mean 8.5 of 10, controversy 42.4 of 100, from 2 assessments

Kool-Aid Man

mean 8.4 of 10, controversy 41.5 of 100, from 5 assessments

Daenerys Targaryen

mean 8.1 of 10, controversy 72.4 of 100, from 9 assessments

Call of Duty: Zombies (Original)

mean 8.0 of 10, controversy 63.2 of 100, from 8 assessments

Costco Rotisserie Chicken

mean 7.9 of 10, controversy 66.7 of 100, from 9 assessments

Jessica Rabbit

mean 7.7 of 10, controversy 70.0 of 100, from 10 assessments

Hot Sauce

mean 7.7 of 10, controversy 80.8 of 100, from 3 assessments

The Devil's Lettuce

mean 7.7 of 10, controversy 41.6 of 100, from 3 assessments

A Warm Apple Pie

mean 7.5 of 10, controversy 11.5 of 100, from 4 assessments

McFlurry

mean 7.4 of 10, controversy 76.2 of 100, from 9 assessments

Lara Croft

mean 7.4 of 10, controversy 77.9 of 100, from 12 assessments

Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)

mean 7.3 of 10, controversy 73.9 of 100, from 8 assessments

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

mean 7.1 of 10, controversy 69.7 of 100, from 7 assessments

Sid (Ice Age, 2002)

mean 7.0 of 10, controversy 67.3 of 100, from 10 assessments

Losing Your Virginity

mean 7.0 of 10, controversy 93.0 of 100, from 6 assessments

The Rockettes

mean 7.0 of 10, controversy 71.2 of 100, from 4 assessments

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

mean 6.9 of 10, controversy 78.2 of 100, from 11 assessments

Kool-Aid

mean 6.7 of 10, controversy 41.3 of 100, from 6 assessments

Deez Nuts (meme)

mean 6.7 of 10, controversy 46.2 of 100, from 3 assessments

Mrs. Turner (The Fairly OddParents)

mean 6.6 of 10, controversy 81.8 of 100, from 10 assessments

Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" Speech

mean 6.5 of 10, controversy 77.7 of 100, from 6 assessments

Fruit by the Foot

mean 6.5 of 10, controversy 60.0 of 100, from 4 assessments

A Weighted Blanket

mean 6.5 of 10, controversy 99.0 of 100, from 2 assessments

Poo-Pourri (2013)

mean 6.4 of 10, controversy 61.0 of 100, from 5 assessments

Dolly Parton

mean 6.3 of 10, controversy 84.7 of 100, from 8 assessments

Pulp Fiction (1994)

mean 6.2 of 10, controversy 74.9 of 100, from 13 assessments

Daren the Lion (D.A.R.E.)

mean 6.2 of 10, controversy 75.4 of 100, from 5 assessments

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

mean 6.2 of 10, controversy 63.8 of 100, from 6 assessments

Squidward Tentacles' Nose

mean 6.1 of 10, controversy 91.0 of 100, from 8 assessments

Kendrick Lamar's 2025 Super Bowl Halftime Performance

mean 6.0 of 10, controversy 93.8 of 100, from 6 assessments

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock (2022 Oscars)

mean 6.0 of 10, controversy 80.0 of 100, from 5 assessments

Captain Jack Sparrow

mean 5.9 of 10, controversy 90.8 of 100, from 9 assessments

Gamora

mean 5.9 of 10, controversy 73.1 of 100, from 9 assessments

Sydney Sweeney

mean 5.9 of 10, controversy 87.4 of 100, from 9 assessments

A Cold Bottle of Water

mean 5.8 of 10, controversy 98.4 of 100, from 5 assessments

Edna Mode

mean 5.8 of 10, controversy 86.6 of 100, from 12 assessments

Blockbuster

mean 5.7 of 10, controversy 75.4 of 100, from 11 assessments

Flamin' Hot Cheetos

mean 5.7 of 10, controversy 78.5 of 100, from 11 assessments

Getting Ghosted

mean 5.7 of 10, controversy 100.0 of 100, from 3 assessments

Towelie (Model RG-400)

mean 5.6 of 10, controversy 80.7 of 100, from 8 assessments

Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden

mean 5.6 of 10, controversy 89.3 of 100, from 7 assessments

An Air Fryer

mean 5.5 of 10, controversy 87.8 of 100, from 11 assessments

Cersei Lannister

mean 5.5 of 10, controversy 90.4 of 100, from 13 assessments

Severus Snape

mean 5.5 of 10, controversy 75.6 of 100, from 10 assessments

Avicii Debuting "Levels" (2011)

mean 5.5 of 10, controversy 100.0 of 100, from 2 assessments

Getting a Record Deal

mean 5.5 of 10, controversy 70.7 of 100, from 2 assessments

Razor Scooter

mean 5.4 of 10, controversy 66.3 of 100, from 12 assessments

Charlie the Unicorn

mean 5.2 of 10, controversy 92.1 of 100, from 5 assessments

Miley Cyrus Twerking at the 2013 VMAs

mean 5.2 of 10, controversy 95.3 of 100, from 5 assessments

A Bowl of Cheerios

mean 5.2 of 10, controversy 42.7 of 100, from 6 assessments

LeBron James' Receding Hairline

mean 5.2 of 10, controversy 76.3 of 100, from 6 assessments

The Penguins of Madagascar

mean 5.2 of 10, controversy 79.9 of 100, from 13 assessments

Makima (Chainsaw Man)

mean 5.1 of 10, controversy 75.2 of 100, from 7 assessments

Big Mouth Billy Bass (1999)

mean 5.1 of 10, controversy 75.1 of 100, from 9 assessments

Motorola Razr

mean 5.0 of 10, controversy 88.5 of 100, from 11 assessments

Clippy

mean 4.9 of 10, controversy 85.1 of 100, from 11 assessments

Roomba

mean 4.9 of 10, controversy 74.0 of 100, from 11 assessments

Windows XP Startup Sound

mean 4.9 of 10, controversy 91.3 of 100, from 15 assessments

Country Music

mean 4.8 of 10, controversy 80.5 of 100, from 5 assessments

Steve (Minecraft)

mean 4.8 of 10, controversy 82.9 of 100, from 5 assessments

King Ramses (Courage the Cowardly Dog)

mean 4.8 of 10, controversy 71.9 of 100, from 4 assessments

Left Shark (2015)

mean 4.7 of 10, controversy 64.0 of 100, from 7 assessments

Grandpa Phil (Phillip Shortman)

mean 4.7 of 10, controversy 79.4 of 100, from 9 assessments

Beanie Babies

mean 4.5 of 10, controversy 78.7 of 100, from 6 assessments

The Original iPhone

mean 4.5 of 10, controversy 70.2 of 100, from 4 assessments

Gushers

mean 4.5 of 10, controversy 70.7 of 100, from 2 assessments

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

mean 4.3 of 10, controversy 89.4 of 100, from 9 assessments

Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man (2012)

mean 4.2 of 10, controversy 96.3 of 100, from 9 assessments

The Rancor (Return of the Jedi)

mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 85.8 of 100, from 11 assessments

B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens)

mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 59.6 of 100, from 10 assessments

Gollum (Sméagol)

mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 92.9 of 100, from 10 assessments

Debbie Grayson (Invincible)

mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 86.2 of 100, from 8 assessments

The Xenomorph

mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 79.3 of 100, from 8 assessments

A Brand New Office Chair

mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 51.0 of 100, from 5 assessments

Phonk Music

mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 100.0 of 100, from 2 assessments

Furries

mean 3.9 of 10, controversy 76.4 of 100, from 9 assessments

Steve (A Minecraft Movie)

mean 3.9 of 10, controversy 62.6 of 100, from 7 assessments

The American Flag

mean 3.8 of 10, controversy 95.8 of 100, from 6 assessments

Pumpkin Spice Latte

mean 3.6 of 10, controversy 89.2 of 100, from 12 assessments

Mia Khalifa

mean 3.6 of 10, controversy 85.5 of 100, from 7 assessments

The Room (2003)

mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 89.6 of 100, from 12 assessments

Airline Food

mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 51.8 of 100, from 6 assessments

1,000,000 Views on Your Latest Post

mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 94.5 of 100, from 4 assessments

Massage Parlors

mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 70.7 of 100, from 2 assessments

The Gold Rush

mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 99.0 of 100, from 2 assessments

The Demogorgon

mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 76.4 of 100, from 13 assessments

Toyota Prius

mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 79.4 of 100, from 13 assessments

McRib

mean 3.4 of 10, controversy 73.1 of 100, from 12 assessments

The Cybertruck

mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 81.9 of 100, from 9 assessments

MAGA

mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 100.0 of 100, from 3 assessments

A Creeper (Minecraft)

mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 70.7 of 100, from 8 assessments

Clover (The Cloverfield Monster)

mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 86.0 of 100, from 8 assessments

Fyre Festival (2017)

mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 89.9 of 100, from 8 assessments

Sharktopus

mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 57.3 of 100, from 8 assessments

Burger King Crown Nuggets

mean 3.2 of 10, controversy 47.7 of 100, from 5 assessments

Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)

mean 3.0 of 10, controversy 67.3 of 100, from 7 assessments

Public Education

mean 3.0 of 10, controversy 85.8 of 100, from 6 assessments

Rising Gas Prices

mean 3.0 of 10, controversy 95.2 of 100, from 4 assessments

Crocs (Sport Mode)

mean 2.9 of 10, controversy 66.3 of 100, from 12 assessments

Ellen Ripley

mean 2.9 of 10, controversy 69.6 of 100, from 10 assessments

BLÅHAJ

mean 2.8 of 10, controversy 69.2 of 100, from 11 assessments

Frodo Baggins

mean 2.8 of 10, controversy 81.7 of 100, from 5 assessments

Scientology

mean 2.8 of 10, controversy 84.7 of 100, from 8 assessments

Blue Screen of Death

mean 2.7 of 10, controversy 75.4 of 100, from 11 assessments

Benson Dunwoody

mean 2.7 of 10, controversy 75.5 of 100, from 12 assessments

Juul

mean 2.5 of 10, controversy 73.4 of 100, from 11 assessments

Rats in New York City

mean 2.5 of 10, controversy 75.7 of 100, from 4 assessments

Zordon

mean 2.5 of 10, controversy 66.3 of 100, from 4 assessments

Dial-Up Modem Handshake

mean 2.5 of 10, controversy 50.1 of 100, from 11 assessments

Sloth (The Goonies, 1985)

mean 2.4 of 10, controversy 73.2 of 100, from 10 assessments

Communism

mean 2.4 of 10, controversy 75.5 of 100, from 8 assessments

Your Neighbor

mean 1.8 of 10, controversy 60.8 of 100, from 12 assessments

Troll Face

mean 1.8 of 10, controversy 59.0 of 100, from 5 assessments

Watching a MrBeast Video

mean 1.6 of 10, controversy 33.5 of 100, from 5 assessments

Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac

mean 1.5 of 10, controversy 21.4 of 100, from 8 assessments

Big Mom (Charlotte Linlin) (One Piece)

mean 1.3 of 10, controversy 30.0 of 100, from 9 assessments

AI Flyers

mean 0.8 of 10, controversy 27.8 of 100, from 8 assessments

Rush Hour Traffic

mean 0.7 of 10, controversy 16.3 of 100, from 6 assessments

Getting Kicked Out of the Bar

mean 0.5 of 10, controversy 14.1 of 100, from 2 assessments

Spam

mean 0.2 of 10, controversy 8.8 of 100, from 9 assessments