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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #61830EARLY RESEARCH

Characters

Kool-Aid Man

Anthropomorphic drinks pitcher. Uncovered contents.

RESEARCH NOTES

A drinks mascot depicted as a smiling pitcher of red liquid, wearing a yellow shirt, blue shorts and laced trainers. The specimen's suitability for transport without a lid has not been verified.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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