THE GOON EXCHANGE
Goon Markets
Every subject under assessment, ranked by the figures as they stand. Small samples are reported as small samples rather than withheld — a mean drawn from seven assessments is a real mean, stated with the honesty its sample deserves.
ASSESSMENTS RECORDED
7
ACROSS 3 RATED SUBJECTS
SUBJECTS UNDER ASSESSMENT
8
5 AWAITING A FIRST VOTE
MEAN OF ALL MEANS
3.9
THE AVERAGE SUBJECT, NOT THE AVERAGE VOTE
MOST DIVISIVE
Massage Parlors
HIGHLY DIVISIVE 70.7
8 OF 263 SUBJECTS SHOWN · 3 WITH DATA · RANKED BY MEAN ASSESSMENT, HIGHEST FIRST.
- Position 1: The Devil's LettuceDSL
Colloquial term for cannabis. Legal status varies.
NIGHTLIFE & VICE · EARLY RESEARCH · 3 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.0 · CONTENTIOUS 41.6
7.7
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 2: Massage ParlorsMPAR
Therapeutic massage business. Walk-ins welcome.
NIGHTLIFE & VICE · EARLY RESEARCH · 2 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 3.5 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 70.7
3.5
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 3: Getting Kicked Out of the BarGKOB
Premature departure. Accompanied.
NIGHTLIFE & VICE · EARLY RESEARCH · 2 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 0.5 · STRONG CONSENSUS 14.1
0.5
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Unranked: A Happy EndingHEND
Narrative resolution. Conflict closed.
NIGHTLIFE & VICE · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: Smoking a Cigarette When DrunkSCWD
Occasional smoking. Alcohol-contingent.
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MEAN - Unranked: Sports BettingSBET
Legal wagering market. Expanded after 2018.
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MEAN - Unranked: Spring Break in South FloridaSBSF
Seasonal migration. Fort Lauderdale and Miami Beach.
NIGHTLIFE & VICE · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: Stand-Up ComedySUC
Live comedy format. One microphone.
NIGHTLIFE & VICE · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN
FIGURES
- Places
- mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects
- Crime
- mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects
- Dating & Relationships
- mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects
- Beverages
- mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects
- Animals
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects
- Money
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects
- Characters
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects
- People
- mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects
- Games
- mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects
- Nostalgia
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects
- Food & Beverage
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects
- Events
- mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects
- Fast Food
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects
- Television
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects
- Animation
- mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects
- Sounds
- mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects
- Household
- mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects
- Film
- mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects
- Nightlife & Vice
- mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects
- Memes
- mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects
- Objects & Artifacts
- mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects
- Technology
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects
- Politics & Religion
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects
- Vehicles
- mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects
- Toys
- mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects
- Anime
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects
- Infrastructure
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects
- Internet Culture
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects
LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100
- The Devil's Lettuce
- mean 7.7 of 10, controversy 41.6 of 100, from 3 assessments
- Massage Parlors
- mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 70.7 of 100, from 2 assessments
- Getting Kicked Out of the Bar
- mean 0.5 of 10, controversy 14.1 of 100, from 2 assessments