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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

THE GOON EXCHANGE

Goon Markets

Every subject under assessment, ranked by the figures as they stand. Small samples are reported as small samples rather than withheld — a mean drawn from seven assessments is a real mean, stated with the honesty its sample deserves.

ASSESSMENTS RECORDED

36

ACROSS 6 RATED SUBJECTS

SUBJECTS UNDER ASSESSMENT

7

1 AWAITING A FIRST VOTE

MEAN OF ALL MEANS

4.1

THE AVERAGE SUBJECT, NOT THE AVERAGE VOTE

MOST DIVISIVE

MAGA

INTERNET EMERGENCY 100.0

7 OF 263 SUBJECTS SHOWN · 6 WITH DATA · RANKED BY MEAN ASSESSMENT, HIGHEST FIRST.

  1. Position 1: Overthrowing the GovernmentOGOV

    Wholesale administrative replacement. Ambitious.

    POLITICS & RELIGION · EARLY RESEARCH · 5 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 10.0 · STRONG CONSENSUS 17.9

    9.6

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  2. Position 2: The American FlagAFLA

    National ensign. Fifty stars, thirteen stripes.

    POLITICS & RELIGION · EARLY RESEARCH · 6 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 1.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 95.8

    3.8

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  3. Position 3: MAGAMAGA

    Political movement and slogan. Adopted 2015.

    POLITICS & RELIGION · EARLY RESEARCH · 3 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 0.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 100.0

    3.3

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  4. Position 4: Public EducationPEDU

    State-funded instruction. Compulsory attendance.

    POLITICS & RELIGION · EARLY RESEARCH · 6 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 0.5 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 85.8

    3.0

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  5. Position 5: ScientologySCIE

    Belief system, founded 1953. Auditing.

    POLITICS & RELIGION · EARLY RESEARCH · 8 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 0.5 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 84.7

    2.8

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  6. Position 6: CommunismCOMM

    Political and economic theory. Common ownership.

    POLITICS & RELIGION · EARLY RESEARCH · 8 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 0.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 75.5

    2.4

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  7. Unranked: The First AmendmentFAME

    Constitutional provision. Ratified 1791.

    POLITICS & RELIGION · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

    No assessments yet. We need your votes to help decide what is worth gooning for.

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    MEAN

FIGURES

FIG. 2 — MEAN BY CLASSIFICATION · WEIGHTED BY ASSESSMENT
Places
mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects
Crime
mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects
Dating & Relationships
mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects
Beverages
mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects
Animals
mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects
Money
mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects
Characters
mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects
People
mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects
Games
mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects
Nostalgia
mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects
Food & Beverage
mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects
Events
mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects
Fast Food
mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects
Television
mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects
Animation
mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects
Sounds
mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects
Household
mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects
Film
mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects
Nightlife & Vice
mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects
Memes
mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects
Objects & Artifacts
mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects
Technology
mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects
Politics & Religion
mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects
Vehicles
mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects
Toys
mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects
Anime
mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects
Infrastructure
mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects
Internet Culture
mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects
FIG. 3 — CONSENSUS AGAINST DISPERSION · n = 6
Overthrowing the Government — 9.6/10 · controversy 17.9 · 5 assessmentsThe American Flag — 3.8/10 · controversy 95.8 · 6 assessmentsMAGA — 3.3/10 · controversy 100.0 · 3 assessmentsPublic Education — 3.0/10 · controversy 85.8 · 6 assessmentsScientology — 2.8/10 · controversy 84.7 · 8 assessmentsCommunism — 2.4/10 · controversy 75.5 · 8 assessmentsDIVISIVEQUIETLY REJECTEDADORED

LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100 · 1 SUBJECT AT MAXIMUM DISPERSION, WHICH A HANDFUL OF SPLIT VOTES IS ENOUGH TO REACH

Overthrowing the Government
mean 9.6 of 10, controversy 17.9 of 100, from 5 assessments
The American Flag
mean 3.8 of 10, controversy 95.8 of 100, from 6 assessments
MAGA
mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 100.0 of 100, from 3 assessments
Public Education
mean 3.0 of 10, controversy 85.8 of 100, from 6 assessments
Scientology
mean 2.8 of 10, controversy 84.7 of 100, from 8 assessments
Communism
mean 2.4 of 10, controversy 75.5 of 100, from 8 assessments

Figures update continuously. Confidence rises with sample size, and every subject reports the state of its own sample beside its score — nothing here is held back until a quota is met.

ASSESS A SUBJECTMETHODOLOGY