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Every subject under assessment, ranked by the figures as they stand. Small samples are reported as small samples rather than withheld — a mean drawn from seven assessments is a real mean, stated with the honesty its sample deserves.
ASSESSMENTS RECORDED
41
ACROSS 6 RATED SUBJECTS
SUBJECTS UNDER ASSESSMENT
11
5 AWAITING A FIRST VOTE
MEAN OF ALL MEANS
5.6
THE AVERAGE SUBJECT, NOT THE AVERAGE VOTE
MOST DIVISIVE
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
INTERNET EMERGENCY 89.3
11 OF 263 SUBJECTS SHOWN · 6 WITH DATA · RANKED BY MEAN ASSESSMENT, HIGHEST FIRST.
- Position 1: The RockettesROCK
Precision dance company. Radio City Music Hall.
PEOPLE · EARLY RESEARCH · 4 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.5 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 71.2
7.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 2: Dolly PartonDPAR
Recording artist and philanthropist. Tennessee.
PEOPLE · EARLY RESEARCH · 8 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.5 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 84.7
6.3
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 3: Sydney SweeneySSWE
American actress and producer. Screen performances.
PEOPLE · EARLY RESEARCH · 9 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 6.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 87.4
5.9
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 4: Smoking Crack with Hunter BidenSCWH
Activity with a public figure. Self-documented.
PEOPLE · EARLY RESEARCH · 7 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 8.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 89.3
5.6
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 5: LeBron James' Receding HairlineLJRH
Frontal hairline. Longitudinal public observation.
PEOPLE · EARLY RESEARCH · 6 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 5.5 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 76.3
5.2
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 6: Mia KhalifaMKHA
Media personality, commentator and social media figure.
PEOPLE · EARLY RESEARCH · 7 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 3.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 85.5
3.6
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Unranked: Criss Angel's LevitationCASL
Street illusion. Televised from 2005.
PEOPLE · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: Jerry SeinfeldJSEI
Stand-up comedian and actor. Seinfeld, 1989 to 1998.
PEOPLE · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: John CenaJCEN
Professional wrestler and actor. WWE debut, 2002.
PEOPLE · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: Kai CenatKCEN
Twitch streamer and YouTuber. Subathon records, 2023 to 2025.
PEOPLE · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder (2008)RDJT
Screen performance. Satirical war comedy, 2008.
PEOPLE · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN
FIGURES
- Places
- mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects
- Crime
- mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects
- Dating & Relationships
- mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects
- Beverages
- mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects
- Animals
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects
- Money
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects
- Characters
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects
- People
- mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects
- Games
- mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects
- Nostalgia
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects
- Food & Beverage
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects
- Events
- mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects
- Fast Food
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects
- Television
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects
- Animation
- mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects
- Sounds
- mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects
- Household
- mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects
- Film
- mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects
- Nightlife & Vice
- mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects
- Memes
- mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects
- Objects & Artifacts
- mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects
- Technology
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects
- Politics & Religion
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects
- Vehicles
- mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects
- Toys
- mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects
- Anime
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects
- Infrastructure
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects
- Internet Culture
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects
LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100
- The Rockettes
- mean 7.0 of 10, controversy 71.2 of 100, from 4 assessments
- Dolly Parton
- mean 6.3 of 10, controversy 84.7 of 100, from 8 assessments
- Sydney Sweeney
- mean 5.9 of 10, controversy 87.4 of 100, from 9 assessments
- Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
- mean 5.6 of 10, controversy 89.3 of 100, from 7 assessments
- LeBron James' Receding Hairline
- mean 5.2 of 10, controversy 76.3 of 100, from 6 assessments
- Mia Khalifa
- mean 3.6 of 10, controversy 85.5 of 100, from 7 assessments