THE GOON EXCHANGE
Goon Markets
Every subject under assessment, ranked by the figures as they stand. Small samples are reported as small samples rather than withheld — a mean drawn from seven assessments is a real mean, stated with the honesty its sample deserves.
ASSESSMENTS RECORDED
56
ACROSS 10 RATED SUBJECTS
SUBJECTS UNDER ASSESSMENT
12
2 AWAITING A FIRST VOTE
MEAN OF ALL MEANS
4.6
THE AVERAGE SUBJECT, NOT THE AVERAGE VOTE
MOST DIVISIVE
Captain Jack Sparrow
INTERNET EMERGENCY 90.8
12 OF 263 SUBJECTS SHOWN · 10 WITH DATA · RANKED BY MEAN ASSESSMENT, HIGHEST FIRST.
- Position 1: The "Skip Intro" ButtonSIB
Opening credits bypassed. Single press.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 1 ASSESSMENT · MEDIAN 10.0
10.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 2: Daenerys TargaryenDTAR
Claimant. Titulature extensive.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 9 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 10.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 72.4
8.1
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 3: Captain Jack SparrowCJS
Pirate captain. Rum supply perpetually depleted.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 9 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 8.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 90.8
5.9
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 4: Cersei LannisterCLAN
Queen regent, later regnant. Wildfire.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 13 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 8.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 90.4
5.5
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 5: King Ramses (Courage the Cowardly Dog)KRCC
Animated royal apparition. Stone slab recovery mandate.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 4 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 3.5 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 71.9
4.8
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 6: The DemogorgonDEMO
Predatory organism. Petalled cranial structure.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 13 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 1.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 76.4
3.5
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 7: Binge-Watching a Netflix SeriesBWNS
Consecutive episode viewing. Autoplay engaged.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 1 ASSESSMENT · MEDIAN 3.0
3.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 8: ZordonZORD
Interdimensional mentor. Head only, contained in a tube.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 4 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 1.5 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 66.3
2.5
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 9: Getting Slimed on NickelodeonGSON
Green slime deployment. Network signature.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 1 ASSESSMENT · MEDIAN 2.0
2.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 10: Sex and the City (Series)SCS
HBO comedy series. Manhattan, 1998 to 2004.
TELEVISION · EARLY RESEARCH · 1 ASSESSMENT · MEDIAN 1.0
1.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Unranked: Saturday Morning CartoonsSMC
Broadcast programming block. Cereal adjacent.
TELEVISION · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: The Fire NationFNAT
Fictional nation. Expansionist.
TELEVISION · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN
FIGURES
- Places
- mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects
- Crime
- mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects
- Dating & Relationships
- mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects
- Beverages
- mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects
- Animals
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects
- Money
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects
- Characters
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects
- People
- mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects
- Games
- mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects
- Nostalgia
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects
- Food & Beverage
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects
- Events
- mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects
- Fast Food
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects
- Television
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects
- Animation
- mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects
- Sounds
- mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects
- Household
- mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects
- Film
- mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects
- Nightlife & Vice
- mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects
- Memes
- mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects
- Objects & Artifacts
- mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects
- Technology
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects
- Politics & Religion
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects
- Vehicles
- mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects
- Toys
- mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects
- Anime
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects
- Infrastructure
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects
- Internet Culture
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects
LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100
- Daenerys Targaryen
- mean 8.1 of 10, controversy 72.4 of 100, from 9 assessments
- Captain Jack Sparrow
- mean 5.9 of 10, controversy 90.8 of 100, from 9 assessments
- Cersei Lannister
- mean 5.5 of 10, controversy 90.4 of 100, from 13 assessments
- King Ramses (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
- mean 4.8 of 10, controversy 71.9 of 100, from 4 assessments
- The Demogorgon
- mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 76.4 of 100, from 13 assessments
- Zordon
- mean 2.5 of 10, controversy 66.3 of 100, from 4 assessments