THE GOON EXCHANGE
Goon Markets
Every subject under assessment, ranked by the figures as they stand. Small samples are reported as small samples rather than withheld — a mean drawn from seven assessments is a real mean, stated with the honesty its sample deserves.
ASSESSMENTS RECORDED
149
ACROSS 17 RATED SUBJECTS
SUBJECTS UNDER ASSESSMENT
19
2 AWAITING A FIRST VOTE
MEAN OF ALL MEANS
4.7
THE AVERAGE SUBJECT, NOT THE AVERAGE VOTE
MOST DIVISIVE
Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man (2012)
INTERNET EMERGENCY 96.3
19 OF 263 SUBJECTS SHOWN · 17 WITH DATA · RANKED BY MEAN ASSESSMENT, HIGHEST FIRST.
- Position 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow ManSPMM
Confectionery mascot. Manifested at approximately 112 meters.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 1 ASSESSMENT · MEDIAN 10.0
10.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 2: The Brave Little Toaster Goes to MarsBLTG
Direct-to-video animated sequel, 1998. VHS edition.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 7 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 9.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 69.7
7.1
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 3: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)SWEI
Space opera. Retroactively renumbered.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 11 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 9.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 78.2
6.9
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 4: Pulp Fiction (1994)PF1
Non-linear crime anthology. Chronology reordered.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 13 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 74.9
6.2
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 5: GamoraGAMO
Zehoberei survivor. Formerly employed by her adoptive father.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 9 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 73.1
5.9
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 6: Severus SnapeSSNA
Potions master. Allegiance confirmed posthumously.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 10 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 6.5 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 75.6
5.5
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 7: Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man (2012)AGSS
Screen incarnation. Mechanical web-shooters restored.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 9 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 1.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 96.3
4.2
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 8: The Rancor (Return of the Jedi)RRJ
Carnivorous pit-dwelling creature. Housed in a basement.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 11 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 2.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 85.8
4.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 9: Gollum (Sméagol)GSME
Stoor hobbit, much altered. Long-term custodian of a ring.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 10 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 1.5 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 92.9
4.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 10: The XenomorphXENO
Extraterrestrial parasitoid. Biomechanical exterior.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 8 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 3.5 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 79.3
4.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 11: Steve (A Minecraft Movie)SMM
Live-action portrayal, 2025. Same name only.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 7 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 3.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 62.6
3.9
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 12: The Room (2003)R200
Independent drama. Received as comedy.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 12 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 0.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 89.6
3.5
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 13: Clover (The Cloverfield Monster)CCM
Marine organism of unestablished origin. Documented on handheld video only.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 8 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 1.5 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 86.0
3.3
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 14: SharktopusSHAR
Engineered hybrid organism. Naval origin, unsupervised deployment.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 8 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 3.0 · CONTENTIOUS 57.3
3.3
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 15: Ellen RipleyERIP
Warrant officer. Sole survivor, repeatedly.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 10 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 2.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 69.6
2.9
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 16: Frodo BagginsFBAG
Hobbit of the Shire. Ring-bearer, retired.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 5 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 1.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 81.7
2.8
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 17: Sloth (The Goonies, 1985)SG1
Fratelli family member. Formerly confined, later at liberty.
FILM · EARLY RESEARCH · 10 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 0.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 73.2
2.4
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Unranked: The Shawshank Redemption (1994)SR1
Prison drama. Permanent fixture of aggregate rankings.
FILM · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
No assessments yet. We need your votes to help decide what is worth gooning for.
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MEAN - Unranked: Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man (2002)TMSS
Screen incarnation. Organic web production.
FILM · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
No assessments yet. We need your votes to help decide what is worth gooning for.
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MEAN
FIGURES
- Places
- mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects
- Crime
- mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects
- Dating & Relationships
- mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects
- Beverages
- mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects
- Animals
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects
- Money
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects
- Characters
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects
- People
- mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects
- Games
- mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects
- Nostalgia
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects
- Food & Beverage
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects
- Events
- mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects
- Fast Food
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects
- Television
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects
- Animation
- mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects
- Sounds
- mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects
- Household
- mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects
- Film
- mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects
- Nightlife & Vice
- mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects
- Memes
- mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects
- Objects & Artifacts
- mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects
- Technology
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects
- Politics & Religion
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects
- Vehicles
- mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects
- Toys
- mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects
- Anime
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects
- Infrastructure
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects
- Internet Culture
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects
LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100
- The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
- mean 7.1 of 10, controversy 69.7 of 100, from 7 assessments
- Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
- mean 6.9 of 10, controversy 78.2 of 100, from 11 assessments
- Pulp Fiction (1994)
- mean 6.2 of 10, controversy 74.9 of 100, from 13 assessments
- Gamora
- mean 5.9 of 10, controversy 73.1 of 100, from 9 assessments
- Severus Snape
- mean 5.5 of 10, controversy 75.6 of 100, from 10 assessments
- Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man (2012)
- mean 4.2 of 10, controversy 96.3 of 100, from 9 assessments
- The Rancor (Return of the Jedi)
- mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 85.8 of 100, from 11 assessments
- Gollum (Sméagol)
- mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 92.9 of 100, from 10 assessments
- The Xenomorph
- mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 79.3 of 100, from 8 assessments
- Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
- mean 3.9 of 10, controversy 62.6 of 100, from 7 assessments
- The Room (2003)
- mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 89.6 of 100, from 12 assessments
- Clover (The Cloverfield Monster)
- mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 86.0 of 100, from 8 assessments
- Sharktopus
- mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 57.3 of 100, from 8 assessments
- Ellen Ripley
- mean 2.9 of 10, controversy 69.6 of 100, from 10 assessments
- Frodo Baggins
- mean 2.8 of 10, controversy 81.7 of 100, from 5 assessments
- Sloth (The Goonies, 1985)
- mean 2.4 of 10, controversy 73.2 of 100, from 10 assessments