THE GOON EXCHANGE
Goon Markets
Every subject under assessment, ranked by the figures as they stand. Small samples are reported as small samples rather than withheld — a mean drawn from seven assessments is a real mean, stated with the honesty its sample deserves.
ASSESSMENTS RECORDED
23
ACROSS 3 RATED SUBJECTS
SUBJECTS UNDER ASSESSMENT
5
2 AWAITING A FIRST VOTE
MEAN OF ALL MEANS
5.3
THE AVERAGE SUBJECT, NOT THE AVERAGE VOTE
MOST DIVISIVE
The Cybertruck
INTERNET EMERGENCY 81.9
5 OF 263 SUBJECTS SHOWN · 3 WITH DATA · RANKED BY MEAN ASSESSMENT, HIGHEST FIRST.
- Position 1: New Car SmellNCS
Interior off-gassing. Diminishes with ownership.
VEHICLES · EARLY RESEARCH · 1 ASSESSMENT · MEDIAN 9.0
9.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 2: Toyota PriusTPRI
Hybrid. Efficient. Contentious.
VEHICLES · EARLY RESEARCH · 13 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 2.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 79.4
3.5
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 3: The CybertruckCYBE
Stainless exoskeleton pickup. Unpainted.
VEHICLES · EARLY RESEARCH · 9 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 1.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 81.9
3.3
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Unranked: OceanGate TitanOTIT
Crewed deep-submergence vessel. Lost in June 2023.
VEHICLES · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: Parking in a Handicap SpotPHS
Reserved space violation. Fine applies.
VEHICLES · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN
FIGURES
- Places
- mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects
- Crime
- mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects
- Dating & Relationships
- mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects
- Beverages
- mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects
- Animals
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects
- Money
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects
- Characters
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects
- People
- mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects
- Games
- mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects
- Nostalgia
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects
- Food & Beverage
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects
- Events
- mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects
- Fast Food
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects
- Television
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects
- Animation
- mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects
- Sounds
- mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects
- Household
- mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects
- Film
- mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects
- Nightlife & Vice
- mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects
- Memes
- mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects
- Objects & Artifacts
- mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects
- Technology
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects
- Politics & Religion
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects
- Vehicles
- mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects
- Toys
- mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects
- Anime
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects
- Infrastructure
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects
- Internet Culture
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects
LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100
- Toyota Prius
- mean 3.5 of 10, controversy 79.4 of 100, from 13 assessments
- The Cybertruck
- mean 3.3 of 10, controversy 81.9 of 100, from 9 assessments