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Every subject under assessment, ranked by the figures as they stand. Small samples are reported as small samples rather than withheld — a mean drawn from seven assessments is a real mean, stated with the honesty its sample deserves.
ASSESSMENTS RECORDED
100
ACROSS 11 RATED SUBJECTS
SUBJECTS UNDER ASSESSMENT
17
6 AWAITING A FIRST VOTE
MEAN OF ALL MEANS
5.3
THE AVERAGE SUBJECT, NOT THE AVERAGE VOTE
MOST DIVISIVE
Edna Mode
INTERNET EMERGENCY 86.6
17 OF 263 SUBJECTS SHOWN · 11 WITH DATA · RANKED BY MEAN ASSESSMENT, HIGHEST FIRST.
10.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN- Position 2: Sid (Ice Age, 2002)SIA2
Animated ground sloth. Pleistocene, herd-adjacent.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 10 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 8.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 67.3
7.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 3: Mrs. Turner (The Fairly OddParents)MTFO
Animated series parent. Legal profession, first name unrecorded.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 10 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 8.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 81.8
6.6
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 4: Edna ModeEMOD
Animated costume designer. Superhero apparel, no capes.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 12 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.5 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 86.6
5.8
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 5: Towelie (Model RG-400)TMR4
Animated smart towel, model RG-400. Genetically engineered.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 8 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 5.5 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 80.7
5.6
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 6: The Penguins of MadagascarPMAD
Animated ensemble. Four-member covert unit, avian.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 13 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 79.9
5.2
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 7: Grandpa Phil (Phillip Shortman)GPPS
Animated series patriarch. Boarding house proprietor, retired.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 9 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 5.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 79.4
4.7
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 8: B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens)BOBM
Animated gelatinous mass. Brainless by design.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 10 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 4.0 · CONTENTIOUS 59.6
4.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 9: Debbie Grayson (Invincible)DGI
Animated series parent. Real estate, Illinois.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 8 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 2.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 86.2
4.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 10: Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)SFSP
Animated television caricature. Episode nine, 2010.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 7 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 3.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 67.3
3.0
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Position 11: Benson DunwoodyBDUN
Animated series supervisor. Park groundskeeping management.
ANIMATION · EARLY RESEARCH · 12 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 1.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 75.5
2.7
unchanged since the previous close
MEAN - Unranked: Barry B. BensonBBB
Honeybee. Litigant.
ANIMATION · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: Bob the TomatoBTOM
Animated tomato. Series co-host, classification disputed.
ANIMATION · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
No assessments yet. We need your votes to help decide what is worth gooning for.
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MEAN - Unranked: Chef (South Park)CSP
School cafeteria cook. Musically inclined.
ANIMATION · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: DoodleBobDOOD
Drawn duplicate. Instrument of surface origin, 2002.
ANIMATION · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: Mr. Crocker (The Fairly OddParents)MCFO
Animated series schoolteacher. Dimmsdale Elementary posting.
ANIMATION · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN - Unranked: SpongeBob SquarePantsSSQU
Animated marine invertebrate. Fry cook, Bikini Bottom.
ANIMATION · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
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MEAN
FIGURES
- Places
- mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects
- Crime
- mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects
- Dating & Relationships
- mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects
- Beverages
- mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects
- Animals
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects
- Money
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects
- Characters
- mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects
- People
- mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects
- Games
- mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects
- Nostalgia
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects
- Food & Beverage
- mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects
- Events
- mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects
- Fast Food
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects
- Television
- mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects
- Animation
- mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects
- Sounds
- mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects
- Household
- mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects
- Film
- mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects
- Nightlife & Vice
- mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects
- Memes
- mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects
- Objects & Artifacts
- mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects
- Technology
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects
- Politics & Religion
- mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects
- Vehicles
- mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects
- Toys
- mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects
- Anime
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects
- Infrastructure
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects
- Internet Culture
- mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects
LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100
- Sid (Ice Age, 2002)
- mean 7.0 of 10, controversy 67.3 of 100, from 10 assessments
- Mrs. Turner (The Fairly OddParents)
- mean 6.6 of 10, controversy 81.8 of 100, from 10 assessments
- Edna Mode
- mean 5.8 of 10, controversy 86.6 of 100, from 12 assessments
- Towelie (Model RG-400)
- mean 5.6 of 10, controversy 80.7 of 100, from 8 assessments
- The Penguins of Madagascar
- mean 5.2 of 10, controversy 79.9 of 100, from 13 assessments
- Grandpa Phil (Phillip Shortman)
- mean 4.7 of 10, controversy 79.4 of 100, from 9 assessments
- B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens)
- mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 59.6 of 100, from 10 assessments
- Debbie Grayson (Invincible)
- mean 4.0 of 10, controversy 86.2 of 100, from 8 assessments
- Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)
- mean 3.0 of 10, controversy 67.3 of 100, from 7 assessments
- Benson Dunwoody
- mean 2.7 of 10, controversy 75.5 of 100, from 12 assessments