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Too few assessments on record to report a sample without indicating who supplied it. The instrument remains on.

GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

THE GOON EXCHANGE

Goon Markets

Every subject under assessment, ranked by the figures as they stand. Small samples are reported as small samples rather than withheld — a mean drawn from seven assessments is a real mean, stated with the honesty its sample deserves.

ASSESSMENTS RECORDED

58

ACROSS 7 RATED SUBJECTS

SUBJECTS UNDER ASSESSMENT

7

EVERY ONE RATED

MEAN OF ALL MEANS

6.3

THE AVERAGE SUBJECT, NOT THE AVERAGE VOTE

MOST DIVISIVE

Squidward Tentacles' Nose

INTERNET EMERGENCY 91.0

7 OF 263 SUBJECTS SHOWN · 7 WITH DATA · RANKED BY MEAN ASSESSMENT, HIGHEST FIRST.

  1. Position 1: Kool-Aid ManKAM

    Anthropomorphic drinks pitcher. Uncovered contents.

    CHARACTERS · EARLY RESEARCH · 5 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 9.0 · CONTENTIOUS 41.5

    8.4

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  2. Position 2: Jessica RabbitJRAB

    Animated performer. Toontown resident, married.

    CHARACTERS · EARLY RESEARCH · 10 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 9.5 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 70.0

    7.7

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  3. Position 3: Lara CroftLCRO

    British archaeologist. Methodology disputed by the discipline.

    CHARACTERS · EARLY RESEARCH · 12 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 10.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 77.9

    7.4

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  4. Position 4: Daren the Lion (D.A.R.E.)DLDR

    Drug education mascot. Anthropomorphic lion specimen.

    CHARACTERS · EARLY RESEARCH · 5 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 75.4

    6.2

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  5. Position 5: Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-ManYFNS

    Costumed local responder. Coverage area: one neighborhood.

    CHARACTERS · EARLY RESEARCH · 6 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 63.8

    6.2

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  6. Position 6: Squidward Tentacles' NoseSTN

    Animated character feature. Central facial placement.

    CHARACTERS · EARLY RESEARCH · 8 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 8.0 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 91.0

    6.1

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  7. Position 7: Your NeighborYNEI

    Right next door. Proximity unchosen.

    CHARACTERS · EARLY RESEARCH · 12 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 0.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 60.8

    1.8

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN

FIGURES

FIG. 2 — MEAN BY CLASSIFICATION · WEIGHTED BY ASSESSMENT
Places
mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects
Crime
mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects
Dating & Relationships
mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects
Beverages
mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects
Animals
mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects
Money
mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects
Characters
mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects
People
mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects
Games
mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects
Nostalgia
mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects
Food & Beverage
mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects
Events
mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects
Fast Food
mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects
Television
mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects
Animation
mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects
Sounds
mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects
Household
mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects
Film
mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects
Nightlife & Vice
mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects
Memes
mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects
Objects & Artifacts
mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects
Technology
mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects
Politics & Religion
mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects
Vehicles
mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects
Toys
mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects
Anime
mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects
Infrastructure
mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects
Internet Culture
mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects
FIG. 3 — CONSENSUS AGAINST DISPERSION · n = 7
Kool-Aid Man — 8.4/10 · controversy 41.5 · 5 assessmentsJessica Rabbit — 7.7/10 · controversy 70.0 · 10 assessmentsLara Croft — 7.4/10 · controversy 77.9 · 12 assessmentsDaren the Lion (D.A.R.E.) — 6.2/10 · controversy 75.4 · 5 assessmentsYour Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man — 6.2/10 · controversy 63.8 · 6 assessmentsSquidward Tentacles' Nose — 6.1/10 · controversy 91.0 · 8 assessmentsYour Neighbor — 1.8/10 · controversy 60.8 · 12 assessmentsDIVISIVEQUIETLY REJECTEDADORED

LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100

Kool-Aid Man
mean 8.4 of 10, controversy 41.5 of 100, from 5 assessments
Jessica Rabbit
mean 7.7 of 10, controversy 70.0 of 100, from 10 assessments
Lara Croft
mean 7.4 of 10, controversy 77.9 of 100, from 12 assessments
Daren the Lion (D.A.R.E.)
mean 6.2 of 10, controversy 75.4 of 100, from 5 assessments
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
mean 6.2 of 10, controversy 63.8 of 100, from 6 assessments
Squidward Tentacles' Nose
mean 6.1 of 10, controversy 91.0 of 100, from 8 assessments
Your Neighbor
mean 1.8 of 10, controversy 60.8 of 100, from 12 assessments

Figures update continuously. Confidence rises with sample size, and every subject reports the state of its own sample beside its score — nothing here is held back until a quota is met.

ASSESS A SUBJECTMETHODOLOGY