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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

THE GOON EXCHANGE

Goon Markets

Every subject under assessment, ranked by the figures as they stand. Small samples are reported as small samples rather than withheld — a mean drawn from seven assessments is a real mean, stated with the honesty its sample deserves.

ASSESSMENTS RECORDED

21

ACROSS 4 RATED SUBJECTS

SUBJECTS UNDER ASSESSMENT

8

4 AWAITING A FIRST VOTE

MEAN OF ALL MEANS

6.1

THE AVERAGE SUBJECT, NOT THE AVERAGE VOTE

MOST DIVISIVE

A Weighted Blanket

INTERNET EMERGENCY 99.0

8 OF 263 SUBJECTS SHOWN · 4 WITH DATA · RANKED BY MEAN ASSESSMENT, HIGHEST FIRST.

  1. Position 1: Coach PursesCPUR

    Leather handbag. Founded 1941.

    HOUSEHOLD · EARLY RESEARCH · 2 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 8.5 · CONTENTIOUS 42.4

    8.5

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  2. Position 2: A Weighted BlanketWBLA

    Heavy bedding. Pressure intended.

    HOUSEHOLD · EARLY RESEARCH · 2 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 6.5 · INTERNET EMERGENCY 99.0

    6.5

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  3. Position 3: Poo-Pourri (2013)PP2

    Pre-application lavatory spray. Barrier mechanism.

    HOUSEHOLD · EARLY RESEARCH · 5 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 7.0 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 61.0

    6.4

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  4. Position 4: Crocs (Sport Mode)CSM

    Perforated resin clog, heel strap deployed. Secured configuration.

    HOUSEHOLD · EARLY RESEARCH · 12 ASSESSMENTS · MEDIAN 2.5 · HIGHLY DIVISIVE 66.3

    2.9

    unchanged since the previous close

    MEAN
  5. Unranked: A Used NapkinUNAP

    Table napkin. Single use, completed.

    HOUSEHOLD · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

    No assessments yet. We need your votes to help decide what is worth gooning for.

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    MEAN
  6. Unranked: Air Conditioning on a Hot Summer DayACOH

    Mechanical cooling. Thermostat contested.

    HOUSEHOLD · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

    No assessments yet. We need your votes to help decide what is worth gooning for.

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    MEAN
  7. Unranked: Free Cologne SamplesFCS

    Fragrance tester. Department store issue.

    HOUSEHOLD · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

    No assessments yet. We need your votes to help decide what is worth gooning for.

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    MEAN
  8. Unranked: Helium BalloonsHBAL

    Party balloon. Lighter than air.

    HOUSEHOLD · AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

    No assessments yet. We need your votes to help decide what is worth gooning for.

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    MEAN

FIGURES

FIG. 2 — MEAN BY CLASSIFICATION · WEIGHTED BY ASSESSMENT
Places
mean 10.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 2 subjects
Crime
mean 7.5 of 10, from 2 assessments across 5 subjects
Dating & Relationships
mean 7.0 of 10, from 6 assessments across 2 subjects
Beverages
mean 6.3 of 10, from 11 assessments across 4 subjects
Animals
mean 6.0 of 10, from 8 assessments across 5 subjects
Money
mean 6.0 of 10, from 7 assessments across 4 subjects
Characters
mean 6.0 of 10, from 58 assessments across 7 subjects
People
mean 5.5 of 10, from 41 assessments across 11 subjects
Games
mean 5.4 of 10, from 21 assessments across 12 subjects
Nostalgia
mean 5.3 of 10, from 33 assessments across 6 subjects
Food & Beverage
mean 5.3 of 10, from 95 assessments across 30 subjects
Events
mean 5.2 of 10, from 77 assessments across 28 subjects
Fast Food
mean 5.1 of 10, from 21 assessments across 4 subjects
Television
mean 5.1 of 10, from 56 assessments across 12 subjects
Animation
mean 4.9 of 10, from 100 assessments across 17 subjects
Sounds
mean 4.8 of 10, from 22 assessments across 4 subjects
Household
mean 4.6 of 10, from 21 assessments across 8 subjects
Film
mean 4.5 of 10, from 149 assessments across 19 subjects
Nightlife & Vice
mean 4.4 of 10, from 7 assessments across 8 subjects
Memes
mean 4.3 of 10, from 22 assessments across 6 subjects
Objects & Artifacts
mean 4.0 of 10, from 5 assessments across 4 subjects
Technology
mean 3.9 of 10, from 61 assessments across 9 subjects
Politics & Religion
mean 3.9 of 10, from 36 assessments across 7 subjects
Vehicles
mean 3.7 of 10, from 23 assessments across 5 subjects
Toys
mean 3.4 of 10, from 17 assessments across 3 subjects
Anime
mean 3.0 of 10, from 16 assessments across 12 subjects
Infrastructure
mean 3.0 of 10, from 1 assessments across 3 subjects
Internet Culture
mean 3.0 of 10, from 45 assessments across 16 subjects
FIG. 3 — CONSENSUS AGAINST DISPERSION · n = 4
Coach Purses — 8.5/10 · controversy 42.4 · 2 assessmentsA Weighted Blanket — 6.5/10 · controversy 99.0 · 2 assessmentsPoo-Pourri (2013) — 6.4/10 · controversy 61.0 · 5 assessmentsCrocs (Sport Mode) — 2.9/10 · controversy 66.3 · 12 assessmentsDIVISIVEQUIETLY REJECTEDADORED

LEFT TO RIGHT: MEAN 0 TO 10 · BOTTOM TO TOP: CONTROVERSY 0 TO 100

Coach Purses
mean 8.5 of 10, controversy 42.4 of 100, from 2 assessments
A Weighted Blanket
mean 6.5 of 10, controversy 99.0 of 100, from 2 assessments
Poo-Pourri (2013)
mean 6.4 of 10, controversy 61.0 of 100, from 5 assessments
Crocs (Sport Mode)
mean 2.9 of 10, controversy 66.3 of 100, from 12 assessments

Figures update continuously. Confidence rises with sample size, and every subject reports the state of its own sample beside its score — nothing here is held back until a quota is met.

ASSESS A SUBJECTMETHODOLOGY