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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #77072AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Household

Helium Balloons

Party balloon. Lighter than air.

RESEARCH NOTES

Latex or foil balloons filled with helium, which float for hours to weeks depending on the material before settling to the ceiling and then the floor. Helium itself is a finite resource recovered from natural gas.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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