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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #87997EARLY RESEARCH

Film

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Confectionery mascot. Manifested at approximately 112 meters.

RESEARCH NOTES

A trademarked marshmallow figure rendered corporeal over Manhattan in 1984 after being selected, unintentionally, as the physical form of a Sumerian deity. The selection was described at the time as an attempt to choose something that could not possibly cause harm.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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