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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #77132EARLY RESEARCH

Internet Culture

A Sneaky Link

Undisclosed arrangement. Kept off the record.

RESEARCH NOTES

Slang, popularized on TikTok around 2020, for a romantic interest whose involvement is deliberately kept from friends and social media. The Institute, accordingly, holds no further records.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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