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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #24296AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Food & Beverage

A Hot Dog at a Baseball Game

Ballpark concession. Mustard advised.

RESEARCH NOTES

A grilled or steamed frankfurter in a bun sold at ballparks, where it is among the most purchased concessions of the season. The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council publishes etiquette discouraging ketchup past the age of eighteen.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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