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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #10327AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Food & Beverage

A Jar of Mayonnaise

Emulsified condiment. Refrigerate after opening.

RESEARCH NOTES

An emulsion of oil, egg yolk and vinegar or lemon juice sold in jars, the base of dressings, sauces and a considerable share of American sandwiches. Hellmann's has sold it in the United States since 1913.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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