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RESEARCH SUBJECT #11721AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Fast Food

A Sheetz Run

Convenience store trip. Made to order.

RESEARCH NOTES

A trip to Sheetz, the convenience store chain founded in Altoona, Pennsylvania in 1952, for made-to-order food ordered from touchscreens at any hour. Its rivalry with Wawa is commonly mapped across the middle of Pennsylvania.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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