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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

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RESEARCH SUBJECT #67367AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Animals

Cockroaches After a Nuclear Disaster

Resilient insect. Survival partially confirmed.

RESEARCH NOTES

Cockroaches as survivors of a nuclear catastrophe, a popular belief tested in 2008 on MythBusters, where some withstood radiation doses that would kill a human. At the highest dose tested, none survived.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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