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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #15659AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Food & Beverage

Garlic Bread

Bread, garlic-treated. Toasted to specification.

RESEARCH NOTES

Sliced bread spread with garlic and butter or oil and baked until the surface crisps, served alongside Italian-American dishes as a matter of course. The Institute has located no documented case of a single slice being taken.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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