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RESEARCH SUBJECT #40695EARLY RESEARCH

Animals

Rats in New York City

Rattus norvegicus, municipal population. Dimensions contested.

RESEARCH NOTES

The brown rat population of New York City, estimated in the millions and the subject of a dedicated mayoral appointment created in 2023. Reported specimen sizes rise reliably with the distance between the observer and the specimen.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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