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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #85072EARLY RESEARCH

Food & Beverage

Room Temperature Tap Water

Municipal. Unremarkable. Honest.

RESEARCH NOTES

Water drawn from a municipal tap and left to reach the temperature of the room, included by the Institute as a control subject for the low end of the scale. Public drinking water in the United States is regulated under the Safe Drinking Water Act of 1974.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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