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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #09413EARLY RESEARCH

Technology

Roomba

Autonomous. Circular. Widely named by its owners.

RESEARCH NOTES

A disc-shaped robotic vacuum. Owners demonstrate a documented tendency to assign it a name and a personality it does not possess.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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