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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #57108AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Food & Beverage

Shopping at Trader Joe's

Grocery chain. Private label.

RESEARCH NOTES

Grocery shopping at Trader Joe's, a chain that sells mostly its own branded products, rotates seasonal items and staffs its stores in Hawaiian shirts. Its parking lots are small in a manner that is widely documented.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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