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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #35006EARLY RESEARCH

Sounds

Windows XP Startup Sound

Six seconds. Composed 1999. Retired 2014.

RESEARCH NOTES

A short orchestral cue written to accompany a consumer operating system. Reliably produces a measurable physiological response in respondents of a particular age.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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